Your gym buddy who'll hype you up or read you to filth

A sassy AI workout tracker that lives in your pocket. Text what you lifted, get the praise (or roast) you deserve, and never lose track of your gains.

Now on iOS. Try 5 free messages. No credit card, no commitment, just vibes.

Fitney

Fitney

Your gym buddy

ugh finally dragged myself to the gym
She showed UP! What are we serving today, cardio realness or iron pumping?
Did some bench. 135 for like 8 reps I think?
Logged it, queen. But "I think"? Baby, we need to pay attention. That's down from 10 reps last week...
ok damn you didn't have to clock me like that
Someone has to! Now go do another set and FOCUS this time. I believe in you, but I will also read you.

50,000+

workouts logged (and served)

4.9

on the App Store

30 sec

to log. Iconic.

Tracking that serves

Ditch the clunky apps. Chat with Fitney like you're texting your most supportive (and shady) bestie.

Just Text, Babe

'Bench 185x8, incline 135x10' — that's it. No menus, no dropdowns, no drama. Just type and go.

She Remembers Everything

Every weight. Every PR. Every time you skipped legs. Fitney sees all — and she'll let you know.

30 Seconds Flat

Full push day logged before your heart rate drops. More time lifting, less time fiddling with your phone.

Watch her work

Fitney speaks gym. Tell her what you did — sloppy shorthand, abbreviations, whatever — and she gets it. She'll track your sets, hype your PRs, and keep you honest.

  • Natural language — just talk to her
  • Knows every exercise (yes, even that one)
  • PR celebrations that actually slap
  • Gentle nudges to keep you progressing
Fitney

Fitney

Your gym buddy

Squat day. Hit 225 for 5
HOLD ON. Stop everything. Did you just say 225 for FIVE?!
Yeah!
THAT'S A PR BABY! You hit 225x3 two weeks ago. The way you're eating this weight up? Iconic. Main character behavior.

The girlies are obsessed

Real reviews from real lifters. The tea is hot.

"Tried every app. Deleted them all. Fitney's been on my phone for 6 months and she's not going anywhere."

Jake M.

@jakemlifts

"Hit a squat PR and Fitney literally SCREAMED at me. The hype is unmatched. Obsessed."

Marcus T.

@marcus_gains

"She called me out for skipping legs three weeks in a row. I needed that. We stan an honest queen."

Alex K.

@alexkfitness

Simple pricing. No games.

5 free messages to fall in love. Then pick your vibe.

Monthly

$3.99/month
  • Unlimited workout logging
  • Chat with your AI bestie
  • PR hype and accountability
  • Full workout history
  • Progress analytics
MOST POPULAR

Annual

$39.99/year
  • Everything in Monthly
  • Save $8 (smart queen)
  • Lock in your price forever
  • Committed to the gains

Ready to meet your new gym wife?

Download Fitney on iOS. Tell her what you lifted. Let her handle the rest.

FITNEY

Your sassy AI gym buddy. Log workouts by chat, get hyped for your PRs, and finally stick with a tracker. iOS only (for now).

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